Ted: Nice going on the gift. Couldn’t have been more perfect…
Ted: Yeah, David’s present didn’t stand a chance. But then again, neither did he.
Brian: Fuck off!
Ted: You just can’t help yourself, can you? You have to make sure that Michael regresses permanently to the age of twelve. He’s thirty, for Christ’s sake, Brian. Don’t you think it’s time you let him go?
Brian: Well, I’ll tell you what. I will if you will.
Brian: Tell him that you’ve been in love with him for years.
Ted: What are you talking about?
Brian: Don’t act so innocent. You know what I mean! The boys saw your pictures. They saw your little shrine to Mikey when you were in your coma. Of course, I always knew. So, as I said, you let him go and so will I. Ladies first.
Easy-going Veronica Mars. That’s what the kids at school call me.
Ian Somerhalder speaking in Italian.
LBItacon, June 2 2013 [x]